A: A high school math problem!

A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work - the philosopher can do without the trash bin...

A: Poutine! Because nothing is better than eternal bliss in the afterlife, and poutine is better than nothing.

A: Möbius Dick...

The boy says: "It's a sin for those people to keep us waiting like this!"

The girl replies: "No - it's a cosin, silly!!!"

A: A large pizza can feed a family of four...

To sort out some family matters, the wife stays behind for a few more days while her husband has already left for their new residence. The boxes arrive when the wife still hasn't rejoined her husband. When they talk on the phone in the evening, she asks him to count the boxes, just to make sure the movers didn't loose any of them. "Thirty nine boxes altogether", says the prof on the phone. "That can't be", the wife exclaims. "The movers picked up forty boxes at our old place."

The prof counts once again, but again his count only reaches 39. The next morning, the wife calls the moving company and complains. The company promises to check; a few hours later, someone calls back and reports that all forty boxes did arrive.

In the evening, when the prof and his wife are on the phone again, she asks: "I don't understand it. When you count, you get 39, and when they do, they get 40. That's more than strange..." "Well", the prof says. "This is a cordless phone, so you can stay on the line and count with me: zero, one, two, three..."

She reaches into her purse and pulls out a notebook. "I noted of all of them. In my presence, professors had the complete lack of decency to speak of" - she leafs through her notebook - "Bruhat-Tits spaces, a pumping lemma, and even degenerate colonels!"

The first one says: "Do you realize that the series converges even when all the terms are made positive?"

The second one asks: "Are you sure?"

"Absolutely!"

A: The div school is right next to the grad school...

He answers: "Yes - up to isomorphism."

He replied: "This question makes me sick! If you show someone the Grand Canyon for the first time, and he asks you `What's it good for?' What would you do? Well, you kick that guy off the cliff!"

No doubt that former President George W. Bush did some great stuff for Americans, here are two jokes circulated online in terms of his math; people joke about it possibly because of his IQ.